You Know You Watch Too Much
Farscape When...
- You stub your toe and the word that comes out of your
mouth is "frell!"
- You think in microts and arns, and have to stop and
convert them back into seconds and hours.
- The word "wormhole" gets you really excited.
- You honestly understand every single word that comes
out of John Crichton's mouth.
- You honestly understand every single word that comes
out of Stark's mouth.
- You think it might actually be kind of cool to have
a "Harvey" to talk to (assuming you kept the dumpster handy).
- You give your friends cute little nicknames like "Sparky"
and "Buckwheat."
- You list your religion on the census form as "Delvian
Seek."
- You will never, ever be able to look at a Roadrunner
cartoon the same way again.
- You write a letter to the Sci-Fi Channel suggesting
that they fire John Edward and replace his show with Crossing Over with
Stark.
- You have an extensive repertoire of recipes involving
food cubes.
- You have sworn you will never be taken prisoner again.
- You cut yourself and pound on the wound, trying to
make the blood run clear.
- You mark off time with "Mippippippis."
- You refer to your home world as "Erp."
- You've decided to take up "snerching" as a hobby.
- You have a sneaking suspicion that the life you're
living is really just a hallucination induced by the Ancients and/or the
Scarrens.
- You're beginning to see Rygel's good qualities.
- You put on a black shirt and a green shirt on alternate
days and pretend you're two different people.
- You're practicing diligently to hit that high note
that lets you melt metal with your scream.
- You're thinking about having a cooling rod implanted
in your head for those hot summer days.
- You wear your hair in a Peacekeeper Ponytail.
- You can't look at a cracker without chuckling at the
associations it conjures up.
- You've adopted "Humans are SUPERIOR!" as your battle
cry, "Work now, freak later" as your mantra, and "Wait for the wheel" as
your philosophy of life.
You Know You Watch Too
Much Blake's 7 When...
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This page created 2/27/02
Author: Betty Ragan